Smashin’ Punk’n #14
(# of stitches in my chin after getting kicked in the face by my horse)
Position: Jammer
Day Job: 8th grade teacher, animal shelter technician
Name Meaning: Derp
Favorite Quote: “If a kid asks why it’s raining, I think a cute thing to tell them is ‘because God is crying.’ If a kid then asks why God is crying, I think a cute thing to tell them is ‘probably because of something you did.'” – Jack Handy
Likes: getting dirty, a pickle, all things non-sensical, flea markets, show days, peace, love, animals, recycling, derby
Dislikes: trying to look presentable, judgmental folks, animal abusin meanies and being role-modely
