The Shenanigan Filled Adventures of Patches and Hoolihan: A Satirical Story of Love, Loss…And Roller Derby. By Rosie the Riv-hit-her and Run Amuck This story is pure fiction. Any use of events, names or characters is coincidental in nature. PART 1 The year is 2041. What used to be North America is now a desolate…

If only I had robot legs I could have gone out after practice to sing karaoke and not have to hobble home for a midnight snack of Ibuprofen and Glucosamine-Chondroitin pills. If only I had robot legs I would bounce up after every fall instead of wincing in pain and cursing everything on Earthâs green…