As I mentioned last time, I spent last season NSOing all the bouts and waiting anxiously for boot camp. September arrived and our home season was over for the year. My 35th birthday had come and gone, along with a black and blue bottom from the spanking I received from Tiki Von Sexron. I had…

So, as I wrote about in the last blog, I spent one night NSOing, and I was hooked on derby. (NSO stands for Non-Skating Official. Those are the helpful, dedicated people that stand in the middle of the track with clipboards and whiteboards, keeping score and other statistical measurements for a derby bout—we are always…

At the beginning of February this year, I got some incredible news. I had passed assessments and was now a member of the Black n Bluegrass Rollergirls! Sounds cool, right? But what you can’t know is how long and hard I’d worked for it. I started helping out at derby practices last year in April….