Smack Daniels

Smack Daniels
Number: 80 Proof

Position: Blocker

Favorite Quote: “The only way out is in.”
“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!” -Willy Wonka

Likes: Pigtails, Road Trips, Amendment #2, Turtles, High 5’s, Doing The Safety Dance, My Boxer (Art Vandalay), Mascara, B Horror Flicks, Treasure Hunting, Behaving Inappropriately, My Derby Wife, Pretty N Pink- but she ain’t that pretty!

Dislikes: Carnies, Chasers, Caffeine, Sugar, Cats, Mucus, Scary Dolls, Selfishness, people with no accountability, and when I can’t tell if a baby is a boy or a girl.

Injuries: Dislocated Kneecap, Sprained ACL, Bruised Tailbone, Rink Rash, Your Mom’s Face.