Scary Garcia #53
Day Job: hottest pizza delivery girl you’ll ever meet
Name Meaning: if Jerry Garcia (RIP) came back as a mutant, flesh eating zombie.
Injuries: rink rash, back, punched in face by Damnit Janet
Favorite Quote: “When in doubt just think W.W.Jerry.D?”
Likes: skating, macrame, food, dr. pepper, newport 100’s, animals, my beautiful derby wife pretty n pink, children.
Dislikes: war, meat, sick perverted old men, walking through the snow-rain-mud for a small tip, newport 100’s, jam hands, and people who think breathing heavy is a good crank call.