Kung FU Hussy

Number: 42

Position: Blocker

Favorite Quote: “You may know kung fu…but you’re still a fairy.” – The Landlady, Kung Fu Hustle

“I’m built for comfort, not for speed!” – Shaneeda Spankin

Likes: My son-Lil FU Manchu, my Lhasa Apso, my whole derby family, sushi, comic books, long bubble baths in Lush products, pineapple upside down shots.

Dislikes: Blisters on my feet, the way grass feels, worms, braggarts.