# Years Playing: 16th season–the last original member of the team that began in 2006!
Profession: medical coder
Why I play/Why BBRG: I was bored and somebody asked me if I wanted to give derby a shot, and I said sure.
Favorite Quote: If all you have is a hammer, then you should just start whacking the hell out of everything, because that shit is fun!
Tagline: Busting through walls like the Kool-Aid Man! OH YEAH!!! Billie Bitchslap!