Favorite Quote: If all you have is a hammer, then you should just start whacking the hell out of everything, because that shit is fun!
Likes: Mexican food, beer, bad jokes, good jokes, “accidentally” falling on my teammates, fire ants, glass eating, tobasco calamari cookies, missing the toilet, eating paste
Dislikes: being serious. Seriously.
Injuries: Skid marks
Tagline: Breakin’ through walls like the cool-aid man … OH YEAH!