Name: Aine Ass (pronounced Onya)
Number: 12
Position: Pivot/Jammer
Likes: lap dances, mustaches, shootin guns, suspenders, my kid, flexing in front of a mirror, tarts, skating, achy breaky karoke, pb & honey, soldiers, my team, and sweet potatoes
Dislikes: sunburns, carpet beetles, see thru bathing suits, the smell from lots of cats in a small area, illegal immigrants, calories, high fructose corn syrup, and partially hydrogenated oils
Favorite Quotes: I can have any man … that I don’t want
A lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying, When she grinds me against her will, oh it gives me a mighty thrill - The Bloodhound Gang; Hooray for Boobies